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Which he admir’d, and prais’d at ev’ry Line;
At lad it was so sliarp, it mud be mine.
I vow’d I was no more a Wit than he,
Unpractis’d and unbless’d in Poetry :
A Song to Phillis I perhaps might make,
But never rhym’d but for my--Sake;
I envy’d no Man’s Fortune, nor his Fame,
Nor ever thought of a Revenge so tame.
He knew my Style, he swore; and ’twas in vainThus to deny the Issue of my Brain.
Choak’d with this Fiatt'ry, I no Answer make,
But silent, leave him to his dear Mistake.
Of a well-meaning Fool I’m most afraid,
Who sillily repeats what was well said.
But this was not the worst; when he came Home,
He afk’d, Are Sedley, Buckhurf, Saville, come ?
No, but there are above Half-wit and Huff,
Kickum, and Dinghoy. O ! his well enough,
They’re all brave Fellows, cries mine Host, let’s dine,I long to have my Belly full of Wine ;
They’ll Write and Fight, I dare assure you, O !They’re Men tarn Marti quam Mercuria.
I saw my Error ; but ’twas now too late,
No Means nor Hopes appear of a Retreat;
Well, we salute, and each Man takes his Seat.
Boy, (fays the Sot,) is my Wife ready yet ?
A Wife, (good Gods!) a Fop, and Bullies too !
For one poor Meal what must I undergo?
In comes my Lady strait; ihe had been fair,
Fit to give Love, and to prevent Despair;
But Age, Beauty’s incurable Di'case,
Had left her more Desire than Pow’r to please;
As Cocks will strike, altho’ their Spurs be gone,
She with her old blear Eyes to smite begun:
H 4 Tho’