I4'2 *lke Cabinet c/Lcvr.

If Ladiss rather chuse to handleOur Wax in Dildoe than in Candle,

Much Good may’t do ’em, so they pay, sort,And that the Merchant never stay for't:

For, Neighbours, is’t not-all one whether

In-or Shoes they wear our Leather?

Whether of Horn they make a Comb,

- Or Instrument to ihase the Womb,

JLike you, I Monsieur Dildoe. hate;

But the Invention let’s translate.

You treat ’em may like Turks and yews,

But I’ll have two for my own Use.

Tr ias us was a Reman Deity,

And much has been the World’s Variety ;

I am resolv’d I’ll none proyoke,

From th’ humble Garlick to the Oak.

He paus’d, another strait slept in.

With limber-, and grisly Chin,

And thus did his Harangue begin.

For Soldiers, maim’d by Chance of War,We artificial Limbs prepare :

Why then should we bear so much SpiteTo Lechers mairn’d in am’rous Fight ?

That what the Trench send for Relief,

We thus condemn as Witch or Thief ?

By Dildoe, Monsieur sure intendsFor his French Pox to make amends;

Dildoe, without the least Disgrace,

May well supply the Lover’s Place,

And make our elder Girls ne’er care for’t,Thought’t were the Fortune to dance bare foot.Lechers, whom Clap or Drink disable,

Might here have Dildoes to their Navel.

Did not a Lady of great HonourMarry a Footman waiting on her;

When one of these timely apply’d,

Had eas’d her Lust, and fav’d her Pride,

Safe!/